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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

• Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh Largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
  

• White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
  

• Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
  

• Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

• Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

• Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
  

• France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
  

• Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
  

• George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

• Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
  

• 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
  

• Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

• Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
  

• Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
  

• Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
  

• Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
  

• Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

• Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
  

• NBA players now average nine feet seven inches in height and have only 3 illegitimate children.
  

• New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..
  

• IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.. OUCH!!!!!

• Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Pardon Me, May I Break In?

by Janet Crain
California is broke as we all know. In fact, the rest of the nation may have to bail out this prolifigate spender. Now the latest from that la la land is that they may have to release 25% of their prisoners in order to comply with a ruling that they aren't providing good enough medical care (although they spend an average of $1400 per month per prisoner) and they must attend to the prisoners' recreation and spiritual needs with full court basketball facilities, electronic bingo parlors, aroma therapy and yoga.

I kid you not!!!!

http://volokh.com/posts/1234237240.shtml

"SACRAMENTO -- California's attorney general asked a federal appeals court Wednesday to block what he described as an extravagant spending proposal for prison medical facilities.

The Legislature has refused to act on the request for $8 billion made by the court-appointed receiver overseeing overhaul of California's prison health care system. Receiver J. Clark Kelso is seeking an immediate $250 million as a down payment.

In his court filing, Attorney General Jerry Brown argued that a federal judge cannot order the money from the state treasury without violating federal law and state sovereignty.

Brown also criticized the receiver's spending proposal, saying it has not been subject to proper review. He said the plan includes regulation-size basketball courts, electronic bingo boards, music and art therapy rooms, and landscaping to hide fences.

Brown cited additional amenities in a news release accompanying his court filing, including yoga rooms and horticulture therapy, that were included in an earlier draft from the receiver's office.

Like I said, the objective is to goldplate and Constitutionalize resort like conditions as a way to get all the violent felons released. That's the liberal goal, and has been for decades.

That way they will have room for gun owners and cigarette smokers."

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The Most Dangerous Person in America?

by Janet Crain
Is Nancy Pelosi truly insane? How do people like this get into a position of power so threatening? She is second in line to the Presidency. As bad as I feel Obama is for this country and as inept and foolish as I believe Joe Biden to be, I pray for their safety because having Nancy Pelosi as President would mean the total collaspe of our country. Her remarks to a group of illegal aliens in San Franciso demonstate just how wrong headed she is. "They are patriots and it is un-American to force them to leave this country" according to Ms. Pelosi. How stupid, how truly stupid is this woman?

I do not believe in Sanctuary Cities. People who are in this country illegally do not deserve sanctuary of any kind. They are stealing from the would be legal immigrants on waiting lists. Our border states have incurred enough expense and discomfort from the illegal aliens already. Enforce the laws. Do you think Mexico would furnish us sanctuary cities to stay in if we poured into their country?

Mexico has resources. They should be forced to accept responsibility for their own citizens. They should develop their country and stop being so backward. They have tourist attractions and plenty of natural resources. They will learn how to survive if there is no alternative. We don't need their labor. That is an old canard that won't wash. There are US citizens standing in line for these jobs. People who want cheap maids, nannies and gardeners should not expect the rest of us to subsidize their employees' wages by furnishing food stamps, welfare, housing and medical care with our taxes.

Frankly I have had enough and so have many others!

Pelosi un-American

March 24, 2009

It has been reported that House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, was invited by Illinois's own Representative Luis Guitierrez to speak before a group of immigrants gathered in San Francisco.

There she praised the group, a large portion of who were in the U.S. illegally, as "very, very patriotic." She then went on to make assertions, not supported by the facts, that Internal Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials were engaging in inappropriate conduct toward these immigrants and she condemned ICE for enforcing U.S. laws by rounding up the criminals in their homes or workplaces.

In Pelosi's view, the enforcement of U.S. laws by an agency of the federal government must be stopped. "It must be stopped…what value system is this? I think it's un-American. I think it's un-American."

Mrs. Pelosi represents California, a state overrun by illegal immigrants who are sucking the life's blood out of state resources. And Pelosi must not have read the story that appeared in the Chicago Tribune about the illegal immigrant who stole nearly $600,000 in medical services from taxpayers by producing fake identity that showed she was a U.S. citizen. Had she read it, I doubt that she would care. We can see from her authorship of the idiotic stimulus bill, and from her flagrant use of corporate jets at taxpayer expense that she has no interest in and zero capability for protecting the fiscal health of our nation.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/letters/chi-090324falk_briefs,0,4142914.story

Comments:

keyboard.jockey has left a new comment on the post "The Most Dangerous Person in America?":

Janet

John McCain admits last November people were mostly voting for Governor Sarah Palin he has no illusions. Thanks For Manning up John. Now maybe you could get your kid to stop doing her version of "The Simple Life" reality TV, online in the form of Blogging. I know you know how they work now you are twittering. Do you and Mrs McCain really want her compared to Paris Hilton, Britney Spears...or say Lindsay Lohan?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/26/mccain-people-voted-mostly-for-sarah-palin-last-year/


keyboard.jockey has left a new comment on the post "The Most Dangerous Person in America?":

Janet

Nancy Pelosi is being used big time by the Republicans to raise funds. She is quite the fund raiser for the Republican Party. Nancy Pelosi along with AG Eric Holder "Americans Are Cowards" and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Mexico's Violence is Americas fault. Well to the Americans that voted them in: Do you feel ashamed enough yet? Maybe you all should try a 12 step program for Co-Dependency, and leave the rest of us out of your shame spiral. Just saying, I don't do Guilty Nanny State.




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